For about six months now there’s been a strange smell hovering over the junction of Lilford Road and Carew Street. What is it??? It’s kind of sweet and putrid at the same time, with a hint of vinegar, and always reminds me of rotting sandwiches. These days it doesn’t seem quite as strong as before, but it’s drifting further down Carew Street, so you have to put up with it for longer. Maybe the phantom fast-food-tipper who used to frequent the junction of Flaxman Road, Eastlake Road and Gordon Grove, leaving little piles of what always looked from a distance like vomit, but never actually was, has now upgraded operations to the creation of a mountain of unwanted white sliced at another, bigger junction with a bigger bridge. Or maybe a while back someone set up an illicit beer-brewing operation, which they then abandoned to ferment away forever by itself. If anyone knows what the explanation is please do tell.